Alistair Skort

Cut with an unapologetic eleven-inch hem, these low-slung micro shorts lean entirely into early-2000s suiting proportions. Structured toffee tweed gives them a clean, squared-off silhouette, anchored at the hips by a wide detachable belt with an oversized self-covered buckle. The sharp tailoring keeps the ultra-short cut deliberate rather than casual.

Safety Rating: Lowest

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