All Night Skort

These shorts lean into a high-octane, disco-adjacent aesthetic, using a dense application of red sequins to create a uniform, light-catching surface. The straight-cut hem and 13-inch length mimic the silhouette of a micro-mini skirt, effectively masking the functional shorts construction underneath. It is a loud, unapologetic piece that functions better as a focal point than a background layer.

Safety Rating: Lowest

Analysis: The garment is composed of 95% polyester and 5% spandex, which are petroleum-derived synthetic polymers that offer negligible breathability and can trap heat against the skin. The reliance on plastic-based fibers and synthetic sequin embellishments presents a high risk for microplastic shedding and potential skin irritation during prolonged wear.