Classic Crewneck Sweater

This heavy-gauge knit leans into a slouchy, oversized proportion with dropped shoulders and thick ribbed trim that grounds the relaxed fit. The graphic is intarsia-knit directly into the black base, providing a tactile, slightly fuzzy finish that avoids the stiffness of screen printing. It’s a literal take on holiday dressing, built for the kind of low-stakes, high-spirits moments that define the brand’s playful approach to seasonal style.

Safety Rating: Lowest

Analysis: The garment is constructed entirely from petroleum-derived synthetics—acrylic, nylon, polyester, and spandex—which offer minimal breathability and are prone to trapping heat and moisture against the skin. These fiber types are associated with significant microplastic shedding during laundering and rely on energy-intensive chemical processing.