Flat Front Bermuda Short

These shorts are cut from a dense, liquid-like jersey that holds a clean line through the thigh without clinging. The pull-on waistband sits flat against the hip, emphasizing a lean, column-like silhouette that nods to nineties athletic minimalism. It is a no-nonsense study in proportion, designed to provide coverage that feels more architectural than casual.

Safety Rating: Lowest

Analysis: The garment is composed of a polyester and elastane blend, both of which are petroleum-based synthetic fibers. These materials lack natural breathability and may trap heat against the skin, while also posing concerns regarding microplastic shedding and potential chemical transfer.