Glastonbury Short

These shorts lean into a retro athletic aesthetic, cut with a high-thigh hemline and a snug, body-conscious fit. The soft blue jersey is finished with a stark white drawstring at the waist and contrasting side stripes that ground the look in mid-2000s gym class nostalgia. It is a sharp, deliberate take on loungewear that trades volume for a streamlined, skin-tight silhouette.

Safety Rating: Lowest

Analysis: The composition is a blend of nylon and elastane, both of which are petroleum-based synthetic polymers. These materials offer low breathability and can trap moisture against the skin, while also posing concerns regarding microplastic shedding and potential chemical transfer.