Military Rebel Mini Short

These micro-shorts feature a rigid, low-slung silhouette finished with a utilitarian exposed zipper and high-shine stainless steel button hardware. The faux leather fabrication offers a stiff, structured drape that holds its abbreviated shape, leaning into the sharp, club-ready provocation that defines Jaded London’s aesthetic. It’s an aggressive, provocative cut that demands a high-contrast styling approach, favoring the grit of early 2000s street style.

Safety Rating: Lowest

Analysis: The garment is constructed from a blend of viscose, polyester, and lyocell with a polyurethane coating, classifying it as a petroleum-based synthetic composite. The polyurethane finish significantly reduces breathability, creating a non-porous barrier against the skin that is prone to trapping heat and moisture.