Niamh Short

A cheeky riff on traditional men’s boxer shorts, cut ultra-brief in a crisp green-and-white candy stripe. The silhouette features a gathered elastic waistband, faux fly placket with small white buttons, and a hem that hits high at the upper thigh. It strips the lounge staple down to micro proportions, built to be styled with fitted baby tees or contrasting tailored outerwear.

Safety Rating: Lowest

Analysis: Composed entirely of 100% polyester, this synthetic textile offers minimal breathability, trapping heat and moisture against the skin. As a petroleum-derived plastic fiber, it carries risks of microplastic shedding and chemical transfer during prolonged wear.