Sandra Bikini Bottom

Cut for ultra-minimal coverage, this bikini bottom features high-sitting string straps designed to pull sharply up over the iliac crest. The front panel gathers delicately along the top channel, rendered in a pale-blue vintage botanical print that offsets the aggressive, early-2000s skimpy proportion. It sits high and narrow on the hips, prioritizing clean lines and maximum sun exposure.

Safety Rating: Lowest: Petroleum/Plastic-Based Synthetics

Analysis: Made entirely from petroleum-derived nylon and spandex, this fabric provides the requisite high elasticity and water resistance for swimwear at the expense of breathability and material biocompatibility.