Bare Short

These shorts are defined by a high-waisted, pull-on construction and a loose, fluid cut that finishes mid-thigh. The polyester fabric carries a slight sheen, mimicking the drape of silk while maintaining a structured, non-clinging shape. It is a sharp, minimalist piece that leans into the brand’s penchant for nocturnal, body-conscious separates.

Safety Rating: Lowest

Analysis: As a 100% polyester garment, this piece is a petroleum-based synthetic with low breathability, which can trap moisture and heat against the skin. The recommendation for dry cleaning suggests a reliance on chemical solvents for maintenance, further increasing the risk of chemical transfer.